Shirley says her bedtime prayers.
God bless Bounce. I didn't think I'd like him. But I love him.
And may the squirrels be damned to hell and starvation.
And damnation.
And the birds too.
And may the gophers be damned. And if a dog comes into our yard.
Or if a car drives on our street.
Or a white van passes us on the road.
Wait, those aren't prayers.
I'm sorry god.
A squirrel distracted me.
I thank god for this couch.
And this blanket.
I hate the pillows so I push them to the floor.
I love the floor.