Dreaming of Vacation

Someone has a recurring dream of a road trip to South Dakota.

Television

The other night Bounce was watching the news on Channel K-Nine when

he heard them discuss something that the House was trying to pass, a bill something

like Catch, Fetch and Prance, but he didn't understand what a House

had to do with that stuff that is usually done in the Yard.

Lazy Hazy My Ass

Sure, some people get "The Royal Treatment" while others seem

to get punished for absolutely no reason.  It's not Fair!

The News

I forgot about this.

I made it the morning after Bounce spent his first night with us.

He was still in strange territory.

More patience

Somebody really understands "Stay", no matter how much it may torture her.

Heeeeeeere's Bunny!

Lazy Hazy Summer Afternoon

Getting the Royal Treatment at the Day Spa.

Patience

Tonight on the CORNY COLLINS SHOW

Visual Evidence:  12 hours prior to the corn incident.

History:

One week ago, our suspect pulled corn husks from the trash when the victims were busy cooking.

Two days ago our suspect pulled an entire ear of corn out of a bag 

while the victim was walking towards the door.

Last night our suspect licked the fresh husked corn while the victims were relaxing.

This morning, our victim left some corn on a table while he went out for some chores, and upon his return, our suspect had consumed an entire ear of corn, husk, cob, and kernels.

Later that day, some corn residue was found by the front door.

A friend of the suspect asked, "Is that barf corn or real corn?"

Our suspect didn't understand the difference.

From our investigation, they may have both ingested real corn and barf corn.

We'll reconvene in the morning.

Montgomery Clift

Our young star had a dream (nightmare) where the car he

was driving was wrapped around a telephone pole.

Luckily for the young athlete, he awoke to amazing frisbee catches.

His next dream was Jerry Rice and Joe Montana, in slow motion.

Will Play for Food

Excuse me Mister, does you has any job openings?

Eyes

How's a guy to sleep with so many eyes staring at him?

6:00 a.m. Saturday

Flying Duck Dog

After a visit to the warehouse district, and a showing of Un Chien Andalou,

Bounce posed for a new surrealist painting: 

 Flying Duck Dog.

Rollerblades

Shirley pulls Gary.

She was in heaven.

Clean Teeth

Shortly after this photo was taken, we went on a walk and I said:

"At least his Cleeth are tean."

Frisbee

Bounce loves the frisbee so much he carries it everywhere.

Here's Bounce with a famous two minute pee...

and a few hundred feet later on a walk:

He sure can focus.

I'm riding in the car

I don't understand the big deal about going for a ride:

"Shirley, wanna go for a ride?!!!"

"Bounce, wanna go for a ride?!!!"


Rides bore me.

Dammit all to Hell

I could have sworn that green thing was a frog.

(Shirley dives after unopened water lilies.)