Friday, July 29, 2011

Tonight on the CORNY COLLINS SHOW


Visual Evidence:  12 hours prior to the corn incident.




History:

One week ago, our suspect pulled corn husks from the trash when the victims were busy cooking.

Two days ago our suspect pulled an entire ear of corn out of a bag 
while the victim was walking towards the door.


Last night our suspect licked the fresh husked corn while the victims were relaxing.

This morning, our victim left some corn on a table while he went out for some chores, and upon his return, our suspect had consumed an entire ear of corn, husk, cob, and kernels.


Later that day, some corn residue was found by the front door.
A friend of the suspect asked, "Is that barf corn or real corn?"

Our suspect didn't understand the difference.
From our investigation, they may have both ingested real corn and barf corn.

We'll reconvene in the morning.







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