The Rules of Sleep Overs

1st RULE: You do not talk about SLEEP OVERS.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about SLEEP OVERS.


3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the sleep over is over.  (Exception: Gregg Loomis.)


4th RULE: Only two guys to a sleep over.  


5th RULE: One sleep over at a time.  But Shirley can come too.


6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no leashes.  Collars optional.


7th RULE: Sleep overs will go on as long as they have to.  Or until Shirley eats the rest of the French doors to the back yard.


8th RULE: If this is your first night at SLEEP OVERS, you HAVE to sleep over.

Copy and photo by Sarah.