Stair Keeper

Stairkeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Sleeping Dog must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Shirley: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

Stairkeeper: What... is your name?

Shirley: Shirley Smartypants Shenanigans.

Stairkeeper: What... is your quest?

Shirley: To seek some pets from mom.

Stairkeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Shirley: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Stairkeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.

[he is thrown over]

Stairkeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

Sleeping Dog: How do know so much about swallows?

Shirley: Well, you have to know these things when you hate bird, you know.

Little does he know...

There are 3 new tennis balls in the bag

Cruising on a brisk day

She was super happy to go to Target, Menards, and the Grocery Store.

But with her shaved butt, she gets cold easy.  So a blanket and warm lap

were the ticket.

Starving

Like goldfish swarming to the surface for flakes of food. 

Bounce always has his head in the dishwasher. This was Shirley's second time. 

Windy Day

Unpredictable flight paths for the frisbee. 

Very challenging for the boy. 

Makes him very happy.