Stairkeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Sleeping Dog must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Shirley: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Stairkeeper: What... is your name?
Shirley: Shirley Smartypants Shenanigans.
Stairkeeper: What... is your quest?
Shirley: To seek some pets from mom.
Stairkeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Shirley: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Stairkeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Stairkeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sleeping Dog: How do know so much about swallows?
Shirley: Well, you have to know these things when you hate bird, you know.
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